The Rubik's Cube (Sanity Not Refundable)

Perhaps the most dastardly creation of man, the Rubik's Cube has all but consumed my mental state, leaving me with a headache.

Yes, the Rubik's Cube. Created by a Hungarian Sculptor and Professor of Architecture, Erno Rubik, the cube is a mechanical puzzle designed to make you feel inferior to people that can solve the thing in less than 10 seconds.

So after spending about 2 days on this thing, I haven't been able to solve all the sides. I solved this thing a couple of times in my entire life, but it involved removing the stickers and putting them back in order.

I hate this thing. I'm very competitive so I refuse to back down to this thing. Sadly, all my searching on the internet has only left me dumbfounded and confused. There are solvers online but I actually want to solve it the right way.

So I issue you readers a challenge, come to me and solve the Rubik's Cube. You will be awarded generously for your intelligence and "strategery". For others of you out there, steer clear of the Rubik's Cube. The first 5 minutes may seem entertaining, but the cube will only take up space in your closet afterwards.

Verdict: Save your money, pay your library fines instead.